Cucumber 69ers limited edition tumbler

Nothing sums up the Cucumber 69ers better than this Limited Edition Tumbler—capturing the chaotic, laugh-until-you-cry moments that make our group truly one of a kind. 🎉 From Josh’s legendary naps (we kicked him out once but brought him back because we’re too nice) to Karen’s stick-figure self with a nose so thin it’s practically invisible, this tumbler has it all. And yes, Matthew’s notorious wind-breaking moments are immortalised too! 💨

Speaking of Josh, he might have ADHD, but as soon as we get on a call, he's out cold. Our group is better than any sleep aid on the market! 😂 This high-quality 20oz tumbler keeps your drinks hot for up to 6 hours or cold for up to 12, making it perfect for when Matthew (aka Garden Gnome) silently farts his way through another chat while pretending to “work.” (Spoiler: we always know it’s him!)

And let's raise a glass to Kat, who absolutely deserves her wine. As a carer, she works incredibly hard, and if anyone’s earned that third glass, it’s her. 🍷 Meanwhile, Stephanie isn’t just the soup and bread queen—she’s a crochet wizard. Give her a pattern, and she can crochet pretty much anything from a blanket to a tiny hat for Matthew’s garden gnome collection! 🧶

And don’t forget, Suzanna, our amazing children’s author, just released her book Mason and the Magic Controller and is working on books 2 and 3. This tumbler is perfect for sipping tea (or wine) while she writes her next masterpiece.

Here’s a breakdown of the crew, each with their own hilarious custom doodle:

• Josh: Our nap king, who was kicked out of the group once but now sleeps through most calls (we love him anyway).
• Karen: Proud of her 6lb weight loss and her stick-figure body, complete with an impossibly thin nose. 💪👃
• Kat: Hardworking carer and wine enthusiast—she’s earned that bottle of red! 🍷
• Matthew (aka Garden Gnome): Known for disappearing into the work void… and leaving behind silent but deadly gifts 💨.
• Sassy: Our Canadian Energizer Bunny, never stopping and making the rest of us look lazy.
• Stephanie: Soup queen, bread goddess, and crochet master—she can make anything if you give her a pattern. 🧶
• Sam: The meal-prepping genius keeping schools running and us laughing with her stories.
• Suzanna: Children’s author behind Mason and the Magic Controller, working on books 2 and 3. 📚
• Cerys, aka “Hotwheels”: Unstoppable force of nature, rolling through life with sass and strength. 💪
• Sophie: Livestream star, earning likes with her vibrating toy—no shame, only admiration! 😏
• Lisa B: No-nonsense problem solver. If you need something “taken care of,” she’s your go-to. 🔫
• Lisa P (that’s YOU!): The naughty but nice ringleader of Pypog, always stirring up the fun and holding this crazy crew together. 😈

✨ Tumbler Features:

• Size: 20oz (21cm tall) – big enough to keep your drink cool while Matthew silently clears the room.
• Drink Insulation: Keeps drinks hot for up to 6 hours or cold for up to 12 – ideal for sipping wine during Kat’s well-deserved post-shift glass or while Stephanie crochets a new masterpiece.
• Spill-Proof Lid: Because between Matthew’s sneaky farts and Karen’s thin-nosed giggles, things can get wild fast!
• Two Free Reusable Straws: 1 stainless steel & 1 plastic, with a cleaning brush – no time for blocked straws when you’re laughing at Matthew’s garden gnome antics!
• Custom Doodles: From Josh’s naps to Matthew’s gas attacks, every group member is captured in glorious doodle form.
• Non-Slip Bottom: Stays put even when Sassy’s hyperactivity shakes things up or Matthew "silently" drops another one.

This tumbler is more than just a vessel—it’s a tribute to the Cucumber 69ers and every unforgettable moment we’ve shared. From Cerys rolling in as “Hotwheels” to Sophie’s livestream adventures, this tumbler keeps our best moments alive. And yes, Matthew, your garden gnome farting escapades will never be forgotten! 💨🤣

Grab yours now and sip away while reliving the best moments of the Cucumber 69ers. Limited edition—get one before Josh wakes up and realises they’re almost gone! 😂