{"product_id":"i-can-t-go-faster-i-have-9-points-car-decal-funny-uk-driver-sticker-custom-points-available-5x5-5-inch-permanent-vinyl","title":"I Can’t Go Faster I Have 9 Points Car Decal | Funny UK Driver Sticker | Custom Points Available | 5x5.5 Inch Permanent Vinyl","description":"\u003ch2 data-start=\"317\" data-end=\"352\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"320\" data-end=\"352\"\u003eThe Honest UK Driver Sticker\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"354\" data-end=\"405\"\u003eNot speeding. Not racing. Not risking your licence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"407\" data-end=\"437\"\u003eThis funny UK car decal reads:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"439\" data-end=\"475\"\u003eI CAN’T GO FASTER I HAVE ___ POINTS!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"477\" data-end=\"733\"\u003eIt’s a bold, clean rear window vinyl designed for drivers who appreciate a bit of UK driving humour. Whether you want a personalised car sticker, a novelty car decal, or a gift for drivers in the UK, this custom number car sticker makes your point clearly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"735\" data-end=\"829\"\u003eYou choose the number of driving licence points using the personalisation box before checkout.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"831\" data-end=\"908\"\u003eIf no number is entered, your decal will automatically be made with 9 points.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"910\" data-end=\"913\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"915\" data-end=\"937\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"918\" data-end=\"937\"\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"939\" data-end=\"994\"\u003eSize\u003cbr data-start=\"943\" data-end=\"946\"\u003eApproximately 5 inches tall by 5.5 inches wide\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"996\" data-end=\"1038\"\u003eMaterial\u003cbr data-start=\"1004\" data-end=\"1007\"\u003ePermanent outdoor-grade vinyl\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1040\" data-end=\"1091\"\u003eFinish\u003cbr data-start=\"1046\" data-end=\"1049\"\u003eSupplied ready to apply on transfer tape\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1093\" data-end=\"1134\"\u003eColours available\u003cbr data-start=\"1110\" data-end=\"1113\"\u003eBlack\u003cbr data-start=\"1118\" data-end=\"1121\"\u003eWhite\u003cbr data-start=\"1126\" data-end=\"1129\"\u003eRed\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1136\" data-end=\"1383\"\u003eThis permanent vinyl car sticker is weather resistant and suitable for exterior use. It works perfectly as a rear window decal, personalised car sticker UK, driving licence points decal, speeding points joke sticker, or custom car vinyl lettering.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1385\" data-end=\"1388\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"1390\" data-end=\"1412\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1393\" data-end=\"1412\"\u003ePersonalisation\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1414\" data-end=\"1487\"\u003eEnter your required number of points in the personalisation box provided.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1489\" data-end=\"1558\"\u003eIf left blank, your order will be produced with 9 points as standard.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1560\" data-end=\"1667\"\u003eIf you would like completely different wording, I also create custom car decals.\u003cbr data-start=\"1640\" data-end=\"1643\"\u003eEmail: \u003ca data-start=\"1650\" data-end=\"1667\" class=\"decorated-link cursor-pointer\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003epypoguk@gmail.com\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"ms-0.5 inline-block align-middle leading-none\"\u003e\u003csvg xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" width=\"20\" height=\"20\" aria-hidden=\"true\" data-rtl-flip=\"\" class=\"block h-[0.75em] w-[0.75em] stroke-current stroke-[0.75]\"\u003e\u003cuse fill=\"currentColor\" href=\"\/cdn\/assets\/sprites-core-j9921kii.svg#304883\"\u003e\u003c\/use\u003e\u003c\/svg\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1669\" data-end=\"1672\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"1674\" data-end=\"1719\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1677\" data-end=\"1719\"\u003eBest Application Surface – Please Read\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1721\" data-end=\"1813\"\u003eFor safest results, this decal is strongly recommended for application to rear window glass.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1815\" data-end=\"1830\"\u003eGlass provides:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1832\" data-end=\"1934\"\u003e• Strong, even adhesion\u003cbr data-start=\"1855\" data-end=\"1858\"\u003e• Cleaner finish\u003cbr data-start=\"1874\" data-end=\"1877\"\u003e• Safer removal\u003cbr data-start=\"1892\" data-end=\"1895\"\u003e• No risk of lifting lacquer or paint\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1936\" data-end=\"2064\"\u003eWhile this vinyl can be applied to smooth painted panels, permanent adhesive may damage paintwork during removal, especially on:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2066\" data-end=\"2199\"\u003e• Older vehicles\u003cbr data-start=\"2082\" data-end=\"2085\"\u003e• Resprayed panels\u003cbr data-start=\"2103\" data-end=\"2106\"\u003e• Areas with weakened clear coat\u003cbr data-start=\"2138\" data-end=\"2141\"\u003e• Matte or satin finishes\u003cbr data-start=\"2166\" data-end=\"2169\"\u003e• Previously repaired panels\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2201\" data-end=\"2277\"\u003eFor lowest risk and best long-term results, application to glass is advised.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2279\" data-end=\"2282\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"2284\" data-end=\"2315\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2287\" data-end=\"2315\"\u003eApplication Instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2317\" data-end=\"2414\"\u003eApply in dry weather between 10°C and 25°C. Do not apply in rain, frost or direct harsh sunlight.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col data-start=\"2416\" data-end=\"2961\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2416\" data-end=\"2491\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2419\" data-end=\"2491\"\u003eClean the surface thoroughly using glass cleaner or isopropyl alcohol.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2492\" data-end=\"2534\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2495\" data-end=\"2534\"\u003eEnsure the surface is completely dry.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2535\" data-end=\"2597\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2538\" data-end=\"2597\"\u003ePosition the decal while still attached to backing paper.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2598\" data-end=\"2677\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2601\" data-end=\"2677\"\u003eRub firmly over the design to ensure the vinyl bonds to the transfer tape.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2678\" data-end=\"2770\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2681\" data-end=\"2770\"\u003eCarefully peel away the backing paper, leaving the vinyl attached to the transfer tape.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2771\" data-end=\"2807\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2774\" data-end=\"2807\"\u003eAlign and apply to the surface.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2808\" data-end=\"2903\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2811\" data-end=\"2903\"\u003eUse a bank card or squeegee to press firmly from the centre outward, removing air bubbles.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2904\" data-end=\"2961\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2907\" data-end=\"2961\"\u003eSlowly peel away the transfer tape at a sharp angle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2963\" data-end=\"3065\"\u003eAvoid washing the vehicle or using a pressure washer on the area for 24 to 48 hours after application.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"3067\" data-end=\"3070\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"3072\" data-end=\"3095\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3075\" data-end=\"3095\"\u003eRemoval Guidance\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3097\" data-end=\"3121\"\u003eThis is permanent vinyl.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3123\" data-end=\"3133\"\u003eTo remove:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col data-start=\"3135\" data-end=\"3293\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3135\" data-end=\"3192\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3138\" data-end=\"3192\"\u003eWarm gently with a hairdryer to soften the adhesive.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3193\" data-end=\"3226\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3196\" data-end=\"3226\"\u003ePeel slowly from one corner.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3227\" data-end=\"3293\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3230\" data-end=\"3293\"\u003eRemove any residue using adhesive remover or rubbing alcohol.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3295\" data-end=\"3444\"\u003eRemoval may leave adhesive residue and could damage paintwork if applied to painted panels. 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