{"product_id":"you-re-about-as-useful-as-a-chocolate-teapot-mug","title":"You’re About As Useful As A Chocolate Teapot Mug | Funny Sarcastic Mug Gift | Rude Humour Tea Cup | Coworker Gift | British Saying Mug","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"643\" data-end=\"666\"\u003eThis “You’re About As Useful As A Chocolate Teapot” mug is the perfect funny sarcastic gift for tea lovers, office friends, work besties and anybody with a wicked sense of humour.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"643\" data-end=\"666\"\u003eEverybody knows one 😭☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"668\" data-end=\"870\"\u003eThe coworker who turns a 2 minute task into a full-scale disaster.\u003cbr data-start=\"734\" data-end=\"737\"\u003eThe family member who “helps” but somehow makes everything worse.\u003cbr data-start=\"802\" data-end=\"805\"\u003eThe mate who is confidently useless but still full of opinions 😅\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1053\" data-end=\"1274\"\u003eUnlike cheap novelty mugs with faded prints and flimsy quality, this design is professionally sublimation printed in-house in the UK using high-quality inks for a crisp glossy finish that actually looks and feels premium.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1276\" data-end=\"1445\"\u003eThe bold black and gold artwork wraps beautifully around the mug, with the main design printed on BOTH sides and a small subtle Pypog logo placed discreetly on the side.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1447\" data-end=\"1450\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1452\" data-end=\"1469\"\u003e☕ QUICK DETAILS\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1471\" data-end=\"1728\"\u003e✔ Funny sarcastic British humour design\u003cbr data-start=\"1510\" data-end=\"1513\"\u003e✔ Printed on BOTH sides\u003cbr data-start=\"1536\" data-end=\"1539\"\u003e✔ Glossy ceramic finish\u003cbr data-start=\"1562\" data-end=\"1565\"\u003e✔ Microwave \u0026amp; dishwasher safe\u003cbr data-start=\"1594\" data-end=\"1597\"\u003e✔ High-quality vibrant sublimation print\u003cbr data-start=\"1637\" data-end=\"1640\"\u003e✔ Carefully packed in smash-proof packaging\u003cbr data-start=\"1683\" data-end=\"1686\"\u003e✔ Sent using Royal Mail tracked delivery\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1730\" data-end=\"1745\"\u003eMUG OPTIONS\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1747\" data-end=\"1840\"\u003e11oz white mug with either white, pink, blue, yellow, purple, black or red inside and handle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1842\" data-end=\"1902\"\u003e15oz white mug with either white or black inside and handle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1904\" data-end=\"2020\"\u003eThe larger 15oz mug has a chunkier handle and slightly curved shape, perfect for serious tea and coffee drinkers ☕🔥\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2022\" data-end=\"2025\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"2027\" data-end=\"2037\"\u003e📏 SIZES\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"2039\" data-end=\"2051\"\u003e11oz Mug\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2052\" data-end=\"2131\"\u003e• Approx. 9.5 cm tall\u003cbr data-start=\"2073\" data-end=\"2076\"\u003e• Approx. 8.1 cm diameter\u003cbr data-start=\"2101\" data-end=\"2104\"\u003e• Approx. 325 ml capacity\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"2133\" data-end=\"2145\"\u003e15oz Mug\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2146\" data-end=\"2224\"\u003e• Approx. 12 cm tall\u003cbr data-start=\"2166\" data-end=\"2169\"\u003e• Approx. 8.5 cm diameter\u003cbr data-start=\"2194\" data-end=\"2197\"\u003e• Approx. 425 ml capacity\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2226\" data-end=\"2229\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"2231\" data-end=\"2247\"\u003e🎁 PERFECT FOR\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2249\" data-end=\"2435\"\u003e• Funny coworker gifts\u003cbr data-start=\"2271\" data-end=\"2274\"\u003e• Secret Santa presents\u003cbr data-start=\"2297\" data-end=\"2300\"\u003e• Work leaving gifts\u003cbr data-start=\"2320\" data-end=\"2323\"\u003e• Sarcastic friends\u003cbr data-start=\"2342\" data-end=\"2345\"\u003e• Tea \u0026amp; coffee addicts\u003cbr data-start=\"2367\" data-end=\"2370\"\u003e• Birthday gifts\u003cbr data-start=\"2386\" data-end=\"2389\"\u003e• British humour lovers\u003cbr data-start=\"2412\" data-end=\"2415\"\u003e• Office desk mugs\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2437\" data-end=\"2495\"\u003eThis is the kind of mug people instantly point at and say:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-start=\"2496\" data-end=\"2525\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2498\" data-end=\"2525\"\u003e“That is literally YOU.” 😂\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2527\" data-end=\"2530\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"2532\" data-end=\"2554\"\u003e🧼 CARE INSTRUCTIONS\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2556\" data-end=\"2718\"\u003e• Dishwasher safe\u003cbr data-start=\"2573\" data-end=\"2576\"\u003e• Microwave safe\u003cbr data-start=\"2592\" data-end=\"2595\"\u003e• Avoid very high dishwasher temperatures to help preserve print quality for longer\u003cbr data-start=\"2678\" data-end=\"2681\"\u003e• Do not use abrasive cleaning pads\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2720\" data-end=\"2723\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"2725\" data-end=\"2738\"\u003e📦 SHIPPING\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2740\" data-end=\"2814\"\u003eOrders are dispatched using Royal Mail tracked shipping for peace of mind.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2816\" data-end=\"2876\"\u003eOrders over 2kg are usually sent via courier, typically DPD.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2917\" data-end=\"3034\"\u003eBecause funny gifts are everywhere… but genuinely GOOD funny gifts that also feel high quality are surprisingly rare.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3036\" data-end=\"3164\"\u003eThis one feels substantial, prints beautifully, arrives safely packaged, and actually gets a reaction when somebody opens it ☕😂\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pypog Gift Shop Feltham","offers":[{"title":"11oz white mug","offer_id":56249266504059,"sku":null,"price":6.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"11oz black inner mug","offer_id":56249266536827,"sku":null,"price":7.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"11oz red inner mug","offer_id":56249266569595,"sku":null,"price":7.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"11oz yellow inner mug","offer_id":56249266602363,"sku":null,"price":7.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"11oz blue inner mug","offer_id":56249266635131,"sku":null,"price":7.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"11oz pink inner mug","offer_id":56249266667899,"sku":null,"price":7.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"11oz purple inner mug","offer_id":56249266700667,"sku":null,"price":7.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"15oz white mug","offer_id":56249266733435,"sku":null,"price":8.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"15oz black inner mug","offer_id":56249266766203,"sku":null,"price":9.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0787\/0185\/5029\/files\/You_re_about_as_useful_as_a_chocolate_teapot_white_11oz_ceramic_mug.png?v=1778702457","url":"https:\/\/www.pypog.uk\/products\/you-re-about-as-useful-as-a-chocolate-teapot-mug","provider":"Pypog Gift Shop Feltham","version":"1.0","type":"link"}