They Call Me the Cheese Slut Mug – Funny Cheese Lover Gift, Naughty Novelty Mug, Cheesy Humour for Foodies, Office Laughs, Secret Santa, Birthday Gag Gift

🧀 For the Cheesiest of Cheese Lovers! 🧀 Unleash your inner cheese enthusiast with this hilariously cheeky "They Call Me the Cheese Slut" mug! Perfect for anyone who proudly wears the badge of cheese obsession, this mug is guaranteed to bring a grin to your face with every sip. Whether you're fuelling up with coffee, tea, or hot chocolate, this mug is your go-to for a daily dose of dairy delight! 🧀😈

🏷️ Options & Details:

Sizes Available:

• 11oz (9.5cm tall): Perfect for your morning cuppa!
• 15oz (11.5cm tall): For when you need that extra boost (or just more cheese).

Handle & Interior Colours (11oz only):

• White, Yellow, Pink, Purple, Red, or Classic Black – Match your mug to your mood! 🌈

Handle & Interior Colours (15oz only):

• Black or White – Keep it simple and stylish. 🖤🤍

Material:

• Made from high-quality, durable ceramic – because your cheese needs a sturdy sidekick!

Care Instructions:

• Microwave Safe – Warm up your brew without a hitch!
• Dishwasher Safe (moderate temps recommended) – Keep the vibrant design popping! 🔥🧼

⚠️ Pro Tip: Handle with care like you would your favourite cheese – excessive heat can make the design fade over time.

🌟 Why You’ll Love It:

• Bright & Bold Design: This mug features a devilishly fun cheese character, complete with horns and a trident – because sometimes, cheese is just too good to be true!
• Double-Sided Print: The design wraps around the mug or is printed on both sides so everyone can see your cheese pride, front and centre!
• Personalisation Available: Want to add a name or special message? Just drop us a note, and we’ll make it uniquely yours! 📝✨

🛠️ Made with Cheese-Loving Care:

• We use the finest sublimation inks and papers to ensure vibrant, long-lasting colours that won't fade into the background.
• Crafted in-house with love, because we believe every cheese deserves to be celebrated in style!

📦 Packaging & Shipping:

• Securely Packaged: Your mug will arrive safe and sound, wrapped up snug to prevent any cheese-related heartbreak.
• Fast Dispatch: Shipped within 1-3 working days – because we know you need your cheese fix pronto!
• Delivery Options: Choose between standard 48-hour Royal Mail or upgrade to 24-hour tracked delivery if you just can't wait to get cheesy!

💬 Customer Service:

• Got a question? We’re here to help! Contact us and expect a response within 24 hours.
• If your mug arrives damaged, take a photo and send it to pypoguk@gmail.com along with your order number. We’ll get things sorted faster than you can say "cheddar." 📸🧀

This mug makes the ultimate gift for cheese lovers, foodies, and anyone who appreciates a bit of naughty humour. It’s perfect for birthdays, Christmas, Secret Santa, office swaps, or just because – so why not treat yourself or someone special? 🧀🥳

🛒 Don’t let this cheesy delight slip away – add to cart now and let the cheese puns begin! 🧀🛍️