Christmas C*nt Hot Bitch Sweatshirt - Funny Rude Xmas Jumper for Anti-Christmas Vibes | Winter Loungewear

When you're absolutely done with “Ho Ho Ho”, it's time to embrace the Christmas C*nt Hot Bitch Sweatshirt! 🎄 This cheeky, sweary sweatshirt is the perfect funny Christmas jumper for those who prefer their holiday spirit with a splash of sarcasm and a whole lot of sass. Whether you're staying in with mulled wine or dodging holiday chaos, this jumper lets everyone know you’re proudly serving anti-Xmas vibes all season long. 🍷

With the words "Christmas Cnt" and "Hot Bitch" front and centre, plus the delightfully rebellious "Staying Indoors – Fck Xmas," this sweary Christmas sweatshirt is the ultimate gift for anyone who's over the holiday hype. Say goodbye to cheesy jumpers and hello to the rude Christmas sweatshirt that captures your mood! 😈

🔥 Features & Fit:
• Material: Made from a super cosy blend – 80% Ringspun Cotton, 20% Polyester for ultimate comfort. (Heather Grey: 75% Cotton / 25% Polyester. Charcoal: 52% Cotton / 48% Polyester).
• Stylish Fit: A snarky Christmas jumper that’s stylish and comfy with a drop shoulder design.
• Sizes: Available from XS to 3XL because every rebellious soul needs a fit that’s just right.
• Colours: Choose from Arctic White, Nude, Moondust Grey, Vanilla Milkshake, or Ash Grey to match your anti-holiday mood.
• Care Instructions: Wash at 30°C, don’t tumble dry, and avoid ironing the print (it’s hot enough!). 💁‍♀️

💌 Shipping Info:
We ship all orders via Royal Mail Tracked 48-hour service for fast, reliable delivery. Want it even quicker? Upgrade to Tracked 24-hour shipping at checkout to get your sarcastic Christmas sweatshirt just in time for those awkward family dinners. 🎁

🧼 How to Care for Your Jumper:
Make sure your funny novelty jumper stays as fresh as your holiday attitude by following these washing instructions:
• Wash cold at 30°C
• Do not tumble dry
• Skip the iron – this sweary festive top is already hot enough 🔥

🌍 Eco-Friendly Packaging:
All our orders are shipped in 100% plastic-free packaging. Your sarcastic holiday gift will arrive in recyclable, compostable paper mailing bags, so you can feel good about your purchase, even if you're saying Fck Xmas*! 🌱

Sizing (cm):

To Fit Chest Size (inches):
XS: 34" | S: 36" | M: 40" | L: 44" | XL: 48" | XXL: 52" | 3XL: 56"

💬 Customer Service:
We’re here for any of your sarcastic sweatshirt needs! Got a problem? Just shoot us a message within 24 hours, and we’ll handle it faster than you can say "Bah Humbug!" 🎅

Don’t wait to snag this rude slogan jumper – whether it’s for yourself or as a gag gift, this cheeky winter jumper is the must-have for anyone who wants to stir the holiday pot. Order now and let your anti-holiday vibes shine! ✨