Don't Let Your Fanny Rule Your Head Mug – Movie Merch from Wax Whips & My Hairy Bits

🎬 AS SEEN IN THE FILM!

This isn’t just a mug, babe – it’s a piece of cinematic sass. Featured in the short film based on the #1 bestselling memoir Wax, Whips & My Hairy Bits by the fabulous S J Carmine, this exact mug was used by the character Ann on screen played by the wonderful Kelli Hollis.

And now it’s exclusively available at Pypog – you won’t find it anywhere else.
Featuring the unfiltered, brutally honest quote:

"Don't let your fanny rule your head"

…it’s bold, beautiful, and 100% relatable. A daily reminder to keep your wits sharp and your knickers firmly in place 😏

☕ MUG DETAILS:

• 11oz Mug
  • Height: 9.5cm
  • Available in: White, Black, Pink, Purple, Red, Yellow

• 15oz Mug
  • Height: 11.5cm
  • Available in: Classic Black or White

• Material: High-quality ceramic with glossy finish

• Print: Design printed on both sides – ideal for lefties, righties, and nosy parkers

• Microwave & Dishwasher Safe
  • BUT we recommend moderate temperatures in the dishwasher to prevent fading. If you boil it alive, that’s on you 💅

• NO personalisation offered – what you see is what you get, and what you get is flipping fabulous 🔥

🧊 WANT IT AS A TUMBLER?

Yes, queen. It’s available as a travel tumbler too!
Tumbler Details:

• 20oz Stainless Steel, 21cm tall

• Keeps drinks hot for 6 hours, cold for 12 hours – just like your ex’s heart 💔

• Comes with:
  • Spill-proof lid
  • 2 reusable straws – one stainless, one funky plastic (random colours/patterns)
  • Free straw cleaning brush

• Rubber base to stop it sliding during dramatic tea spills

• Hand wash only

• NOT microwave safe – unless you’re into danger

📏 Coaster Specs:

• Size: 9cm x 9cm square

• Material: Durable MDF base with a glossy top

• Print: Full-colour sublimation for vibrant, long-lasting sass

• Back: Smooth MDF with a lightweight feel

• Care Instructions:
  • Surface wipe only – sponge clean
  • Do not submerge or stick it in the dishwasher – it’s not that kind of coaster 😬
  • Keep away from excessive heat (your drink can be hot, your drama can’t be 🔥)

🎁 The Perfect Add-On Gift:

• Pairs perfectly with the matching mug and tumbler

• Great for besties, book lovers, feminists, and anyone who laughs at their own poor life choices

• Makes a fab little stocking filler, secret Santa, birthday add-on, or just because you're feeling a bit petty and proud 💁♀️

📦 DISPATCH & DELIVERY:

• Processing Time: 1–3 working days

• Delivery Options (UK):
  • Royal Mail 48-Hour Standard
  • Royal Mail 24-Hour Tracked (upgrade at checkout)

• All items are made in-house using premium sublimation inks and papers for bright, bold, long-lasting colour

• Securely packaged to survive even the grumpiest postal workers 💥📦

📚 ABOUT THE BOOK – Wax, Whips & My Hairy Bits by S J Carmine

A bestselling memoir that’s part comedy, part chaos, and all truth.
You’ll laugh, cringe, and maybe cry – but mostly you’ll feel seen.
Think disastrous waxes, dating regrets, and womanhood in all its gloriously messy glory.

📰 Featured on:

• This Morning

• The Daily Star

• The Mirror

• Pick Me Up Magazine

🎥 A short film adaptation is finished – and this mug is a star on screen!
👉 Grab the book on Amazon here

🎁 THE PERFECT GIFT FOR:

• Besties who always say “never again” (and mean it for 3 days max)

• Book lovers with a naughty streak

• That one mate who gives excellent bad advice

• Feminists who like their tea strong and their quotes stronger

• You – obviously

⚡ LIMITED EDITION – ONLY AT PYPOG

Once the film officially drops, these mugs will be gone faster than your sense of reason on a second date. Don’t wait! Stock is limited, sass is forever.

🛒 Add to basket now and treat yourself to a little piece of feminist film history 💖