I Shit Rainbows and Don’t Give a Fuck Unicorn Mug - Funny, Rude Coffee Mug, Quirky Gift for Unicorn Lovers, Hilarious Gag Mug

🦄 Tired of boring mugs? Let me introduce you to the most fabulous, cheeky, and downright hilarious mug you’ll ever own. This “I Shit Rainbows and Don’t Give a F**”* unicorn mug is the perfect mix of sass, sarcasm, and vibrant charm. It’s made for those who love a little offensive humour, wrapped in a whole lot of unicorn magic. Whether it’s your morning coffee, afternoon tea, or a quirky gift for your favourite sweary friend, this mug will have everyone laughing (and probably talking about it for days). 🌈💩

Made with high-quality ceramic, this 11oz mug is built for everyday use – because let’s be honest, you’re going to want to use it every single day. The bold, colourful design wraps all the way around the mug, so no matter which way you hold it, everyone gets to enjoy its fabulousness. We’ve also added a tiny Pypog Gift Shop logo to the middle of the mug – don’t worry, it’s small and subtle, but it helps us spread the word about our little shop. (Thank you for supporting a small business – you’re amazing!) ❤️

☕ What Makes This Mug Special?

• Fabulous Design: A rainbow unicorn with attitude, paired with a sweary, laugh-out-loud message. Printed on both sides, because this mug deserves to be seen.
• Perfect Size: At 11oz (9.5cm tall), it’s big enough for your coffee, tea, or whatever helps you power through the day.
• Built to Last: Microwave- and dishwasher-safe for easy care. Just keep the dishwasher setting low to keep the colours popping.
• Small Business Love: When you buy this mug, you’re supporting a tiny shop with big dreams. We can’t thank you enough!

🎁 Who Needs This Mug?
Honestly, who doesn’t? But if you’re looking for ideas:

• That one friend who LOVES unicorns but also has a bit of a potty mouth.
• Your workmate who needs a hilarious office mug to show they mean business (and also rainbows).
• Anyone who enjoys novelty mugs with a touch of adult humour.
• Coffee and tea drinkers who love to make a statement with their mug collection.
• YOU – because you deserve a mug that’s as sassy as you are.

📦 What Happens If It Breaks?
We get it – accidents happen. If your mug shows up chipped, cracked, or totally smashed (we hope not!), don’t panic. Just snap a photo of the damage, send it to us via Etsy messages, and include your order number. We’ll sort it out with a replacement or refund, quick as a unicorn can gallop. 💌

🎁 Perfect for Any Occasion
This sweary unicorn mug is a guaranteed hit for birthdays, Christmas, secret Santa exchanges, or even as a "just because" gift. It’s the ultimate quirky surprise for unicorn lovers, coffee addicts, or anyone who can’t resist a little inappropriate humour.

📦 Shipping Info
We ship all orders within 2 working days, securely packaged to make sure your mug arrives in perfect condition. Standard shipping is Royal Mail 48-hour tracked delivery, but if you’re in a rush to get your unicorn fix, you can upgrade to 24-hour tracked at checkout.

🌈 So what are you waiting for? Don’t settle for dull, ordinary mugs when you could be sipping your favourite brew in style with this hilarious, sweary masterpiece. Add it to your basket now and let the rainbow magic begin! 🛒✨