I Tried to Be Productive Mug – My Brain Said Absolutely Not | Funny Rude Coffee Mug

Some days you wake up ready to be productive.
Then your brain shuts that idea down immediately.

The I Tried to Be Productive, My Brain Said Absolutely Not mug is made for adults who laugh at their own procrastination. It’s sarcastic, honest, and painfully relatable. Whether it lives on your desk, in your kitchen, or comes with you on the commute, it says exactly what you’re thinking before your first coffee.

This funny rude coffee mug is one of those gifts that actually gets used, not shoved in a cupboard.

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☕ Available Options

Ceramic Mug

Choose from two sizes:

11oz Mug
Approximately 9.5 cm tall x 8 cm diameter

15oz Mug
Approximately 11.5 cm tall x 8.5 cm diameter

White ceramic mug with a glossy finish
Available with coloured inner and handle options depending on size

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Stainless Steel Tumbler

20oz Stainless Steel Tumbler

• Keeps drinks hot for up to 6 hours
• Keeps drinks cold for up to 12 hours
• Secure lid for everyday use
• Includes stainless steel straw
• Includes straw cleaning brush
• Ideal for work, travel, and commuting

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🧱 Materials and Print Quality

• Made from premium quality ceramic or durable stainless steel
• Professionally printed using high-quality sublimation
• Vibrant, long-lasting print that will not peel, fade, or crack
• Design printed on both sides so it’s visible left or right handed
• Small Pypog Gift Shop logo printed subtly on the side

Colours may appear slightly different depending on screen settings.

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🧼 Care Instructions

Ceramic Mugs
Dishwasher safe
Microwave safe
Cooler dishwasher cycles recommended
Hand washing suggested to preserve print vibrancy

Stainless Steel Tumbler
Hand wash only
Not microwave safe
Wash straw using the included cleaning brush

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🎁 A Gift That Actually Makes Sense

This sarcastic coffee mug makes a brilliant birthday gift, Christmas gift, or cheeky surprise for someone who hates mornings and loves honesty.

Popular as a:
• Funny work mug
• Coworker gift
• Office humour mug
• Rude gift for friends
• Adult humour mug for men or women
• Procrastination mug for people who run on coffee

If you’re searching for a funny rude mug, swear word mug, or sarcastic coffee cup that feels personal, this one always lands.

The word f*ck appears in the design and is part of the humour.

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📦 Packaging and Delivery

• Printed to order in the UK
• Dispatched within 1 to 3 working days
• Securely packaged in a smash-proof protective box

Delivery delays can occasionally happen outside our control.
If your order hasn’t arrived within 14 working days, please contact us and we’ll chase it up promptly.

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⏳ Don’t Wait Too Long

This design is especially popular during busy gifting seasons like birthdays and Christmas.
Some sizes and colour options sell out quickly.

Add to basket now and let your mug say what your brain already did ☕