I'd Slap You, But Shit Splatters! Funny Mug - 11oz & 15oz - Hilarious Sarcastic Coffee Cup - Perfect Gag Gift for Friends & Coworkers

💩 "I'd slap you, but shit splatters!" – because some days, only a bit of savage humour can truly express how you feel! This cheeky and hilarious mug is the perfect way to bring a smile (or a laugh-out-loud moment) to your morning coffee routine. Whether it’s for yourself, a friend, or that coworker who appreciates a bit of blunt sarcasm, this mug is guaranteed to make an impression.

📏 Size Options:

• Available in both 11oz and 15oz sizes, catering to all caffeine requirements.
• 11oz Mug: Choose from classic white or add a touch of style with a black interior and handle.
• 15oz Mug: Available in sleek white or black, ideal for those who need a bigger boost to get through the day.

💪 Built to Last:

• Made from high-quality, durable ceramic, this hilarious sarcastic coffee cup is designed to withstand daily use.
• Microwave and dishwasher safe for easy cleaning, but for best results, we recommend washing at moderate temperatures to preserve the vibrant design. Excessive heat can cause the print to fade over time, and we want your mug to keep spreading laughs for years to come!

🎨 Crafted with Love:

• Each mug is handcrafted using a premium sublimation process, ensuring the design is permanently fused into the ceramic. The colours are vivid, bold, and made to last without peeling or cracking.
• By choosing this mug, you're supporting a small business that puts care and attention into every product. Your purchase helps us keep doing what we love, and we couldn’t be more grateful! 🙏💖

📦 Reliable Shipping:

• Dispatched within 1-3 working days, so you’ll be enjoying your new favourite mug in no time.
• We take extra care with packaging to ensure your mug arrives in perfect condition. Should it arrive damaged, simply send us a photo and your order number, and we’ll replace it right away – no fuss, just great service! 🚚💨

🎁 Perfect for Any Occasion:

• This mug makes a fantastic gag gift for friends, family, or coworkers who love a bit of sharp humour.
• Ideal for birthdays, Secret Santa, or just because – it’s a funny present that’s sure to make them laugh out loud.
• Whether you’re sipping coffee at the office or enjoying tea at home, this quirky mug adds a touch of humour to your daily routine.

🏃‍♀️ Why Not Add a Little Sass to Your Day? Don’t wait – this funny mug is the perfect way to add some laughter and a bit of attitude to your life. Whether it’s for yourself or as a gift for someone with a sharp sense of humour, this mug is a must-have. Click “Add to Cart” now and get ready to serve up some sass with your morning brew! 😄☕️