Idiots Who Should Have Been Swallowed Mug | Funny Rude Gift | Sarcastic Coffee Cup

The mug that says it all

Some mugs are polite. This one isn’t. The “Idiots who should have been swallowed” mug is unapologetically rude, brilliantly funny, and absolutely perfect for anyone who loves sarcasm. If you know someone who rolls their eyes at fools on a daily basis, this is their new favourite coffee cup.

Whether you’re shopping for a birthday gift for men, a rude Christmas mug for women, a novelty Secret Santa present, or just a cheeky surprise for a mate, this mug guarantees a laugh every time the kettle goes on.

Mug details ☕

• Sizes available:

  • 11oz mug – approx. 9.7cm tall x 8.2cm diameter

  • 15oz mug – approx. 11.7cm tall x 8.5cm diameter

• Colours to choose from:

  • 11oz: white, pink, red, or black handle and interior

  • 15oz: white or black handle and interior

• Material: strong, glossy ceramic for everyday use

• Design: printed both sides so the sarcasm shows whichever way it’s held

• Logo: very small on the side to keep the design as the focus

• Care: dishwasher safe at moderate temperatures. Because these mugs are sublimation printed, very high dishwasher heat can fade the design over time. Microwave safe for reheating.

• Made by a UK small business: each mug is printed in-house using high quality sublimation inks and paper for vibrant colour that lasts.

Why it makes a brilliant gift 🎁

This is the ultimate funny rude mug gift because it’s practical as well as hilarious. It’s ideal as a novelty birthday present, a sarcastic mug for the office, a rude gift for husband or wife, or a Christmas stocking filler for that one friend who thrives on sarcasm.

The choice of colours makes it easy to personalise. Pick a bold red handle for extra drama, pink for fun, black for classic style, or crisp white for simplicity. With two sizes available, you can go for the standard 11oz big tea mug or the larger 15oz coffee mug for serious caffeine lovers.

Because it’s not mass-produced in a factory, every order supports a small UK business. I’m a proud English woman, and every mug I make helps keep my little business going. I answer customer messages quickly, pride myself on great service, and do everything I can to make sure you’re happy with your order.

Delivery & support 📦

• Dispatch: within 3 working days, usually same day or next

• Delivery: securely packaged and shipped with reliable UK delivery services

• Customer care: if your mug arrives damaged or you have any questions, email me at pypoguk@gmail.com and I’ll sort it as quickly as humanly possible

• During busy times like Christmas, there can sometimes be delays in the postal system. Please allow up to 14 working days for delivery. If your mug hasn’t arrived by then, I’ll investigate and get it resolved.

Don’t wait too long 🎄

These mugs sell quickly, especially before Christmas. If you want a specific colour handle or the larger 15oz size, order now before it goes out of stock. Give the gift that will be used every day and laughed at for years to come.