No Time for Bullsht Sweatshirt – Funny Exhausted Jumper | Anti-Social Statement Sweater Too Tired for Shtty People | Sarcastic Gift
No Time for Bullsht Sweatshirt – Funny Exhausted Jumper | Anti-Social Statement Sweater Too Tired for Shtty People | Sarcastic Gift
Are you exhausted and far too tired to deal with other people’s nonsense? This sweatshirt is your new best friend! 💁♀️ With a cheeky and relatable "No Time for Bullsh*t" slogan and a colourful, over-the-top cartoon character that captures your done with the world vibe, this jumper is the perfect armour against all the drama life throws at you. Whether you're powering through work meetings, surviving a long family gathering, or just vibing in your PJs, this sweatshirt has you covered in the comfiest, sassiest way possible. 😎
This is more than just a sweatshirt—it's a statement piece that screams “I’m exhausted and I simply can’t be bothered with sh*tty people.” Perfect for introverts, anti-social butterflies, or anyone who appreciates a good dose of sarcasm. Wear it to work, on lazy days at home, or gift it to a friend who understands the true meaning of being absolutely done with everything. 🎁
👌 Why You Need This Sweatshirt in Your Life:
- Super Soft Material: Crafted from an 80% Ringspun Cotton, 20% Polyester blend (75% Cotton/25% Polyester for Heather Grey), it’s soft, durable, and oh-so-comfy.
- Perfect Fabric Weight: At 280gsm, it’s the right balance of warmth and breathability—great for all seasons.
- Stylish Fit: Drop shoulder design for that casual yet stylish vibe. Who said you can’t look good while being sarcastic?
- High-Quality Print: The funny “No Time for Bullsh*t” design is printed to last, so no need to worry about it fading away (unlike your patience for people).
- Eco-Friendly Packaging: Delivered in 100% plastic-free packaging because we care about the planet… even if we’re done with people. 🌎
- Unisex Design: Suitable for anyone who’s tired of life's BS—great for men, women, or anyone who needs a good laugh.
📏 Sizing Details:
Size | XS | S | M | L | XL | XXL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
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Chest | 34" | 36" | 40" | 44" | 48" | 52" | 56" | 59" | 62" |
Half Chest (cm) | 50 | 52 | 56 | 60 | 64 | 68 | 72 | 76 | 80 |
Body Length (cm) | 66.5 | 68 | 71 | 74 | 77 | 80 | 83 | 86 | 89 |
Sleeve Length (cm) | 63.5 | 65 | 66.5 | 68 | 69.5 | 71 | 72.5 | 73.5 | 74.5 |
✔️ Available Colours: Classic Black & Ash Grey
This sweatshirt comes in two super versatile colours, so whether you’re in the mood for moody black or chic ash grey, you’ll be serving sarcasm in style.
💧 How to Care for Your Sass-Filled Sweatshirt:
- Wash at 30°C to keep that bold attitude fresh
- Avoid Tumble Drying (just like you avoid drama) to preserve its quality
- No Ironing Over the Design—this slogan doesn’t need any extra heat!
🎁 Perfect Gift for:
- Anyone who's far too tired of dealing with sh*tty people (we all know someone!)
- A sarcastic friend or coworker who can’t stand life’s BS
- Introverts and anti-social folks who need the world to back off, please and thank you
- A quirky, hilarious Christmas gift or birthday present
- Stress relief in sweatshirt form—because let’s face it, clothes that speak your mind are therapeutic
🌟 Customer Service that Actually Cares:
- Fast, friendly support within 24 hours—if you've got questions or issues, I’m here to help!
- Damaged on arrival? Send me a photo of the item and your order number, and I’ll sort it out quicker than you can say “bullsh*t.”
Don’t let this one-of-a-kind, hilarious sweatshirt slip away—whether you’re buying it for yourself or someone who’s done with life’s nonsense, it’s sure to be a hit! Wear your exhaustion with pride and let your wardrobe do the talking.
#🛒 Hit that ‘Add to Cart’ button now and get ready to enjoy all the sass and comfort!
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Please be aware that tumblers with a full-length design have a small 5mm white band at the bottom due to current printing limitations, allowing for a maximum print height of 20.5cm instead of 21cm. I apologize for any inconvenience this may cause.
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