Old Grumpy Parking Pro | Funny Vinyl Car Decal | Available in Black, White or Red | 3.5 x 9.5 Inch Permanent Vinyl

Years of experience. Zero apologies. 😏

For the driver who's been parking since before sat navs existed and doesn't need your opinion about it, thank you very much. This brilliant decal is the perfect badge of honour for seasoned drivers with absolutely no patience left.

• Size: 3.5 inches tall x 9.5 inches wide
• Available in Black, White, or Red
• Made from high-quality permanent vinyl
• Weather-resistant and long-lasting
• Suitable for car windows, bumpers, and body panels
• Easy to apply — no tools needed

How to Apply

1. Clean the surface thoroughly with a dry, lint-free cloth — remove any dirt, grease, or wax
2. Peel the backing paper away slowly from the decal
3. Position the decal on your chosen surface and press down firmly from the centre outwards
4. Smooth out any air bubbles using a card or squeegee
5. Carefully peel away the transfer tape at a low angle, leaving the decal in place
6. Leave for 24 hours before exposing to water or extreme temperatures

Removal Instructions

1. Use a hairdryer or heat gun on a low setting to warm the decal for 30–60 seconds
2. Gently lift one corner with your fingernail or a plastic card
3. Slowly peel back at a low angle — the heat will help release the adhesive
4. Remove any remaining adhesive residue with an adhesive remover or rubbing alcohol
5. Wipe clean with a damp cloth

A perfect gift for the grumpy driver in your life — or yourself. You've earned it. 🚗