Proud to Be a British Cunt Mug – Funny Union Jack Gnome Mug

This funny British mug packed with rude UK humour is the perfect way to start your day with a proper laugh and a strong brew. If you or someone you know thrives on sarcasm, lives for banter and always tells it like it is, this mug is a must-have.

The bold design features a grumpy little gnome draped in the Union Jack holding a mug labelled “C*NT”. It’s cheeky, it’s loud, and it’s everything we love about British humour. This isn’t just a cup for tea or coffee. It’s for people with big personalities who don’t have time for small talk.

Why will they love it? Because it’s impossible not to. It’s that one mug that gets picked every morning, the one people point at and laugh, the one your mate will steal if you’re not watching. It’s not just a mug. It’s a statement. Whether you’re gifting it to a sweary best friend, a brutally honest sibling or a colleague who’s sick of pretending to be polite, this will be the gift they never knew they needed.

🎁 Perfect for:
Friends with no filter
Birthdays and Secret Santa
Office gift exchanges
Anyone who needs a daily dose of humour with their brew

☕ Size Options:
11oz – Standard mug (approx. 9.5cm tall)
15oz – Large mug (approx. 11.5cm tall) for the serious caffeine drinkers

🎨 11oz Colour Options: White, black, red, yellow, pink, purple
🎨 15oz Colour Options: White or black only

🖨️ Printed on both sides so everyone can admire your excellent taste
💎 Premium ceramic with top-quality sublimation printing for bold, long-lasting colour

🧽 Care Instructions:
✔️ Microwave safe
✔️ Dishwasher safe on cool to moderate temperatures
✖️ Avoid high-heat dishwasher cycles to protect the print
✖️ Not suitable for throwing across the room, no matter how annoying your coworkers are

📦 Shipping Information:
📬 Dispatched within 1 to 3 working days
📮 Royal Mail 48-hour standard delivery
🚀 Upgrade available for 24-hour tracked shipping
📦 Secure, protective packaging to ensure safe delivery

This is more than just a mug. It’s a daily reminder not to take life too seriously and to laugh at the nonsense. It’s a personality in a cup and a guaranteed conversation starter.

Get one for yourself or gift it to the person who needs it most. Either way, don’t wait. These go fast and once they’re gone, they’re gone.

Add to basket now and bring some sweary joy to your brew routine. They’ll laugh. You’ll laugh. And mornings will never be boring again.