Why Don't You Slip Into Something More Comfortable? Like a Coma, You Fucking Twat! Funny Rude Mug | Sarcastic Gift | Offensive Humour | Adult Humour | Novelty Coffee Cup

Looking for a gift that says exactly what you're thinking but can't say out loud? This cheeky, no-holds-barred mug is the perfect way to express your deepest ahem feelings. Whether you're buying it for yourself (because let's face it, you deserve a treat) or for someone who needs a not-so-subtle reminder to bugger off, this mug delivers the message with style – and a good dose of attitude.

Specifications:

• Sizes: Available in 11oz (9.5cm tall) and 15oz (11.5cm tall).
• Colour Options for 11oz: Choose from white, yellow, pink, purple, red, or classic black handles and interiors.
• Colour Options for 15oz: Black or white only.
• Material: High-quality, durable ceramic.
• Microwave & Dishwasher Safe: Yes, but keep it cool in the dishwasher to avoid fading.
• Design: Printed on both sides for maximum impact, whether you're right-handed, left-handed, or just need to show it off to the world.
• Care Instructions: Microwave safe, but hand wash with care to keep the design sharp and vibrant. Overheating may cause fading – and we know you want this message to last forever.

Why It's Perfect:

• For the Sarcastic Soul: Ideal for anyone who enjoys a good laugh – even if it's at someone else's expense.
• Office Banter: This mug will quickly become the talk of the break room (and probably earn you a few jealous glances).
• Gift It: Birthdays, Christmas, or just because – it's perfect for that friend who appreciates a bit of brutal honesty.

Delivery & Packaging:

• Fast Dispatch: All orders are shipped within 1-3 working days, so you won't have to wait long to sip your tea with a side of sass.
• Secure Packaging: We take extra care in packing your mug to ensure it arrives in perfect condition. However, accidents can happen...

Customer Service:

• Broken Mug? No Problem: If your mug arrives damaged, simply take a photo and email it to us at pypoguk@gmail.com along with your order number. We'll get a replacement sent out faster than you can say "twat."
• We’re Here to Help: Got a question or an issue? Our customer service team is ready to assist within 24 hours. Just drop us a message, and we'll sort it out.

So, if you're ready to add some spice to your morning coffee or looking for a gift that really makes a statement, this is the mug for you. Get yours today and let the laughs (or gasps) begin! ☕🔥