You're About as Handy as a Nun's Cleavage Mug – Funny & Naughty Gift for Friends, Colleagues, Birthdays & Christmas

Looking for a gift that will have everyone in stitches? This "You're About as Handy as a Nun's Cleavage" mug is the perfect blend of naughty humour and everyday practicality! Featuring a cheeky cartoon nun and the hilarious phrase, "You're about as handy as a nun's cleavage and a vibrator in a convent!", this mug is sure to bring a grin to the face of anyone with a wicked sense of humour. Whether it’s for a best friend, a colleague, or yourself, this mug is the ultimate way to start the day with a smirk.

Why This Mug?

• Funny Nun Mug: A brilliant blend of religious humour and adult sarcasm, perfect for anyone who appreciates a good laugh over their morning coffee.
• Cheeky Coffee Mug: With its bold, risqué saying, this mug is ideal for those who aren’t afraid to push the boundaries of humour.
• Unique Design: The quirky cartoon nun and naughty text are printed on both sides, so the fun is visible from all angles, whether you're left-handed or right-handed.

Key Features:

• Available Sizes: Choose between 11oz (9.5cm tall) for everyday use or 15oz (11.5cm tall) for those who like their coffee with extra kick.
• Colour Options: The 11oz size comes with a choice of coloured handles and interiors in white, yellow, pink, purple, red, or black, while the 15oz size is available with black or white handles.
• Premium Quality: Made from durable, high-quality ceramic, this mug is built to last—just like the laughs it’ll inspire.
• Microwave & Dishwasher Safe: Perfect for busy mornings, this mug can handle the heat! Just remember to wash at moderate temperatures to keep the design looking fresh.
• Personalised Mugs UK: Add a special touch with a name or message. Just let us know, and we'll make it personal!

Who’s It For?

• Gag Gift for Friends: This is the go-to gift for those who love a good laugh, especially with a bit of naughty humour.
• Funny Office Mug: Brighten up your coworker’s day with this hilarious, yet slightly inappropriate coffee companion.
• Best Friend Gift: Perfect for that friend who can’t get enough of sarcastic jokes and isn’t afraid to show it.
• Secret Santa Winner: Looking for a Christmas gag gift that’ll steal the show? This is it!
• Birthday Present: Make their special day even more memorable with a novelty gift that’s as unique as they are.

Product Details:

• Made in the UK: All our mugs are printed and manufactured using the finest sublimation inks and paper for vibrant, lasting colours.
• Packaging & Shipping: Shipped within 1-3 working days, securely packaged to prevent damage. Choose from standard 48-hour delivery or upgrade to Royal Mail tracked 24-hour delivery.

Care Instructions:

• Microwave Safe: Perfect for reheating your favourite brew.
• Dishwasher Safe: We recommend moderate temperatures to keep the design intact.
• Handwash for Best Results: If you want to keep the colours looking sharp and vibrant.

Perfect For:

• Birthdays, Christmas, Secret Santa, or just because!
• Quirky coffee cups for women, novelty presents, or gag gifts for friends.
• Those who appreciate sweary mugs, sarcastic gifts, or funny office gifts.
• Adding a bit of sass to your morning routine with a mug that says it all.

Call to Action: Don’t let this hilariously cheeky mug slip away! Whether you're shopping for yourself or looking for the perfect sarcastic gift, this mug is a must-have. Add to your cart now and get ready to laugh out loud every time you take a sip! 🎉