Fuck Off I’m Taken. Clear Message. Zero Subtlety.
This design doesn’t flirt.
It doesn’t hint.
It shuts it down.
Featuring an angry cactus flipping the bird and the words
“Fuck Off I’m Taken”, this is rude British humour at its finest. Straight to the point, unapologetic, and very funny if you’re the sort of couple who laughs instead of doing cringe romance.
It’s ideal as a rude Valentine gift, a funny mug for someone who’s taken, or a daily-use coffee cup that makes your relationship status very clear.
Available as a ceramic mug or a 20oz stainless steel tumbler, depending on how loud you want the message.
❤️ Why People Buy This
Because it’s honest.
Because it’s funny.
Because it actually gets used.
Perfect for:
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Couples who take the piss out of each other
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People who are happily taken
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Anti-Valentine Valentine gifts
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Offices where humour isn’t boring
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Anyone fed up with hearts, roses, and fake romance
If this made you laugh, it’s doing its job.
☕ Ceramic Mug Options
All mugs are made from premium ceramic with a glossy finish and bold, vibrant print.
Available Sizes
10oz White Mug (Smaller Size)
Height: 91mm
Diameter: 79mm
Great for smaller drinks or compact mugs.
11oz Mug (Standard Size)
Approx 9.5cm tall x 8cm diameter
Available with coloured inner and handle options.
15oz Mug (Large Size)
Approx 11.5cm tall x 8.5cm diameter
For people who don’t mess about with coffee.
The main design is printed clearly.
A small Pypog Gift Shop logo is printed discreetly on the side of the mug.
🥤 20oz Stainless Steel Tumbler
For taking the message with you.
• 20oz stainless steel tumbler
• Approx 21cm tall x 7.5cm diameter
• Double-walled insulated
• Keeps drinks hot up to 6 hours
• Keeps drinks cold up to 12 hours
• Includes clear lid and metal straw
Ideal as a rude travel cup, work tumbler, or daily reminder that you’re taken.
🧼 Care Instructions
Ceramic Mugs
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Dishwasher safe, but avoid hot temperature cycles
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Cooler or eco settings recommended
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Microwave safe
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Hand washing keeps colours looking sharper for longer
Stainless Steel Tumbler
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Hand wash only
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Do not microwave
Printed using professional sublimation for long-lasting colour.
📦 Delivery & Info
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Printed and dispatched from the UK
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Carefully packaged to arrive safely
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Colours may vary slightly depending on screen or device
If your order hasn’t arrived within 10 working days, just message us and we’ll sort it.
🛒 Call to Action
If you’re taken, sarcastic, and done with subtle hints, this one says it all.
👉 Choose your mug size or tumbler and add it to your basket now.
Simple message. Strong attitude. Job done.
