If I Wanted to Listen to an Asshole, I'd Fart! Funny Sarcastic Mug | Rude Humour Coffee Cup | Gag Gift for Friends | Office Banter Mug

Bring some cheeky humour to your coffee routine with this hilariously bold mug. Perfect for those who aren’t afraid to speak their mind – or, in this case, let their body do the talking! Whether you're dealing with annoying coworkers or just need a good laugh to start your day, this mug delivers the message loud and clear. Ideal for anyone who loves a bit of rude humour, it's the perfect gag gift for friends or colleagues with a wicked sense of humour.

Specifications:

• Sizes: Available in 11oz (9.5cm tall) and 15oz (11.5cm tall) – because sometimes you need an extra-large dose of humour with your coffee.
• Colour Options for 11oz: Choose from white, yellow, pink, purple, red, or classic black handles and interiors to match your vibe.
• Colour Options for 15oz: Black or white only.
• Material: Made from high-quality, durable ceramic that can handle all the crap life throws at you.
• Microwave & Dishwasher Safe: Yes, but wash with care to keep those cheeky words bold and bright. Extreme heat could cause the design to fade – and we don’t want that!
• Design: Printed on both sides so the joke is always in sight, whether you’re right-handed, left-handed, or just want to show off your sense of humour.

Why It’s Perfect:

• For the Bold & Sarcastic: Perfect for anyone who enjoys a bit of rude humour and isn't afraid to share it.
• Gag Gift: Ideal for birthdays, office Secret Santas, or just as a fun gift for that friend who always has something to say.
• Office Banter: Brighten up the break room or your desk with this mug and let everyone know where you stand – with a laugh, of course.

Delivery & Packaging:

• Quick Dispatch: We ship all orders within 1-3 working days, so you’ll have your new favourite mug in no time.
• Secure Packaging: Packed carefully to ensure it arrives in perfect condition – because nothing ruins a joke faster than a broken mug.
• Breakage Policy: If your mug arrives damaged, simply take a photo and email us at pypoguk@gmail.com with your order number, and we’ll replace it faster than you can say “fart.”

Customer Service:

• We’ve Got Your Back: Have a question or need assistance? Our customer service team is here to help within 24 hours. Just drop us a message, and we’ll make sure you’re taken care of.

Get ready to let your sense of humour rip with this hilarious mug. It’s the perfect addition to your coffee routine or a great gift for someone who appreciates a good laugh – and a good fart joke! ☕💨