Menopause Club Hot Flashes & Zero Fucks Personalised Mug

Welcome to the club… membership is compulsory, attitude is optional 😏

Hot flashes? ✔️
Zero patience? ✔️
Zero f*cks left to give? ABSOLUTELY ✔️😂

This hilariously bold “Menopause Club – Hot Flashes & Zero F*cks” mug is the ultimate badge of honour for every fabulous woman owning this stage of life like a queen 👑

Even better… you can personalise it with ANY name, making it extra special (and extra savage 😜)

The must-know details (aka the sensible bit 😉)

Sizes available:

• 11oz (9.5cm tall)
• 15oz (11.5cm tall – because patience gets smaller but mugs get bigger 🤣)

Colour options:

• 11oz: White, black, red, yellow, pink, purple or blue handle & interior 🌈
• 15oz: White with black or white handle & interior

Material:

• Premium high-quality ceramic 💪

Care instructions:

• Microwave safe ✔️
• Dishwasher safe ✔️ (but keep it sensible – super hot washes = sad faded mug 😭)
• Treat it nicely… we’re not responsible if you go full volcanic menopause rage on it 😅

Design:

• Printed on both sides so everyone can admire your sass (or fear it 👀)
• Vibrant, long-lasting sublimation print – no cheap fading nonsense here 🙌

Personalisation 💖

Add ANY name (like “Rachel” shown) to make it uniquely yours or the perfect gift.
Pop it in the personalisation box or message me – easy peasy!

Why this mug is an absolute must-have 😍

Whether you're shopping for yourself (go on, you deserve it 💅) or looking for the perfect gift, this mug screams:
“I’ve survived enough… now I say what I want!” 😂

Perfect for:

• Birthdays 🎉
• Menopause milestone gifts
• Best friend presents 👯♀️
• Mum gifts (if she’s got a sense of humour… or NEEDS one 😆)
• Christmas stocking fillers 🎄
• Office laughs 🤭

Printing & Shipping 🚚

• Made in-house using top-quality sublimation inks for bold, beautiful colours 🎨
• Dispatched within 1–3 working days
• Secure packaging so it arrives safe and fabulous 📦
• Delivery options:
  • 48-hour standard
  • 24-hour tracked (for the impatient queens 👑)

Customer Support 💌

Questions? Issues? Just fancy a chat?
We reply within 24 hours!

If your mug arrives damaged (rare but we’re human!), send a photo + order number to:
📧 pypoguk@gmail.com and we’ll sort it ASAP 👍