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Not enough serotonin for this crap funny sarcastic tumbler
Not enough serotonin for this crap funny sarcastic tumbler
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Introducing our oh-so-sarcastic 20oz Skinny Tumbler! Because, really, who has enough serotonin for life's little curveballs? π
Stay Refreshed: πΉ When life hands you lemons, just fill up this tumbler with something way better than lemonade!
High-Quality Build: πͺ Crafted from top-tier stainless steel, this tumbler can handle all your daily dramas without breaking a sweat.
Long-Lasting Temperature Control: βοΈπ₯ Whether it's the brain-freeze-inducing cold of an 8-hour Netflix binge or the piping-hot drama of your office gossip, our tumbler's got your back.Β Stays hot up to 4 hours and cold up to 8 hours.
Versatile: π Take it on a picnic (because nature is the best therapist), to college (we all know that place is a breeding ground for serotonin shortages), or even shopping (retail therapy just got a whole lot more refreshing).
Sleek Design: π It's 21cm tall and fits in most cup holders because, heaven forbid, you have to hold it yourself when life's throwing curveballs at you.
Spill-Proof: π«π§ Our tumbler comes with a sealed lid because we don't need any more messes in life, do we?
Includes stainless steel straw: π₯€ We wouldn't dare make you sip your troubles away with anything less than stainless steel.
Perfect Gift: π Great for mom (because she deserves a break), nan (who's been through it all), friends (who need it just as much as you do), or anyone else in desperate need of a serotonin boost. Perfect for birthdays π or Christmas π , because who can deal with holiday stress without a touch of sarcasm?
Grab one now and sip away those serotonin struggles! πβοΈ
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