Ready for a Box of Cheeky Surprises? 😜 limited availability
If you love a bit of sass and a lot of laughs, our Sweary Mystery Bundle is just for you! Packed with hilarious, sweary goodies, it’s perfect for those who appreciate a little naughtiness in their lives. 🎉
I can work to a theme if wanted (drop me a message using the chat box at bottom of screen) but no names can be added to these items and you cannot pick and choose what you want. I choose the designs and items.
What’s Inside?
£40 Box
1 x 20oz Skinny Tumbler 🌟
Material: Stainless steel, 21cm tall.
Keeps drinks: Hot for 6 hours, cold for 12.
Extras: Spill-proof lid, rubber bottom, and 2 reusable straws (one stainless, one colourful plastic) plus a handy cleaning brush.
Care: Hand wash only (because we care about your tumbler's integrity).
1 x 11oz Mug ☕
Material: Durable ceramic.
Options: Choose plain white or a fun coloured interior (yellow, pink, purple, red, black).
Care: Microwave and dishwasher safe (but go easy to keep those cheeky words from fading).
2 x MDF Coaster or 1 x Glass Coaster 🥤
Care: Sponge wash for MDF, wipe clean for glass.
PLUS one of these gems:
1 x Tea Towel 🧼
Material: Super soft with a terry towel inside, made from high-quality polyester microfiber velour (420gsm) and cotton towelling on the back.
Care: Machine washable at 40 degrees, tumble dry low. First wash alone (let’s avoid drama in the laundry room).
1 x 20cm x 28cm Chinchilla Glass Chopping Board 🔪
1 x Adult Apron 👩🍳
Sizes: 81.5cm tall x 64.5cm wide, adjustable straps for the perfect fit.
