Too tired to give a duck 11oz coffee mug

Introducing our "Too Tired to Give a Duck" 11oz coffee mug - the perfect vessel for those mornings when you're one quack away from a meltdown! This mug is like a caffeinated life preserver for your morning routine, and it's got a sense of humour that'll make even the grumpiest ducks crack a smile.

Picture this: You stumble into the kitchen, hair resembling a bird's nest, and your first coherent thought is, "I'm too tired to give a duck." Well, worry not! Grab this mug, and your day is off to a fowl-tastic start.

This mug can handle the heat, just like you after your first cup of coffee. It's microwave and dishwasher safe, so you can zap it to life when you can't even remember your own name or toss it in the dishwasher when you're too lazy to quack down on dish duty.

Now, let's talk about how to make a decent cuppa using a kettle. First, fill that kettle up with water. Don't be like a duck in a desert - make sure there's enough water to satisfy your caffeine cravings. Then, switch it on and wait for the magic to happen. While you're waiting, stare at your mug and appreciate the humour; it's okay to giggle.

Once the kettle's boiling and sounding like a chorus of ducks (or just a whistle), pour that hot water over your favourite coffee or tea leaves. Let it steep, or brew, or do whatever it is that caffeinated concoctions do, while you admire your mug - a symbol of your unapologetic, duck-giving-less spirit.

Finally, give your mug a satisfied nod and take a sip. Ah, that's better! You're now ready to face the world, one chuckle and one cuppa at a time, all thanks to the "Too Tired to Give a Duck" coffee mug. Just remember, even on the toughest mornings, this mug has your back, and it doesn't give a duck either!