If you’re easily offended, best fuck off now and buy some socks instead. Our funny rude gifts aren't for you anyway.

Because socks are shite

Funny Birthday Gifts

Another year older and still dealing with cosmic fuckery? Whether she’s hexing exes, moon-bathing topless, or just done with everyone’s bullshit, this rude mug is fucking perfect.

Fuck fate, just buy it already!

Naughty Funny Gifts

Buying for someone who lives for sarcasm and sweary banter? You’re in the right place. Our naughty gifts are packed with personality and just the right amount of filth. From rude mugs to funny adult presents that’ll make them snort-laugh, we’ve got the perfect pick for the ones who aren’t easily offended. If they love a good giggle and a bit of cheek, you’re about to become their favourite person.

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Boring Gifts For Your Nan


Need a funny gift but shopping for someone who thinks sarcasm is a crime? We’ve got something for even the driest personalities. Whether it’s a humourless coworker or a nan who clutches her pearls at the word fart, we’ve got safe but still brilliant options. Funny gifts, rude mugs, and a few tame ones for the fun-sponges in your life.

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Not all cunts are created equal

Be a Good Cunt!

Some people are just cunts. But you? You're one of the good ones. Wear it loud, proud, and remind the world that being a good cunt is a rare and underrated skill.

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20oz Tumblers

From rude tumblers to sweet photo gifts and nan-friendly designs, our 20oz skinny tumblers are made for every personality. They keep drinks hot for up to 6 hours and cold for up to 12. Each one comes with a plastic straw and a stainless steel straw. Perfect for tea, iced coffee or something stronger. Funny gifts, personalised tumblers and cheeky designs all in one place.

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Buying from outside the UK?

For tax and regulatory reasons, we are unable to accept orders from outside the United Kingdom directly through our website. However, you can still shop with us on our Etsy Shop. Please message us before placing your order, and we will set up shipping for your region. Etsy handles all taxes and IOSS requirements.

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